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Суббота, 27.04.2024, 03:22
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Стюардесса выходит в салон:
- Уважаемые пассажиры! Кто не оплатил провоз холодильника?
Все молчат.
- Еще раз спрашиваю: кто? Или оплатите багаж, или мы его выбросим!
Все недоуменно переглядываются.
- Ну я вас предупредила!..

Попали как-то на необитаемый остров мальчик и девочка.
Прошло много лет - они выросли и стали прекрасными юношей и девушкой. И полюбили они друг друга. Это была большая и чистая любовь: девушка плела из цветущих лиан венки, а юноша приносил к ее ногам пойманную рыбу. И вот однажды юноша сказал:
- Дорогая! Я решил сделать тебе подарок! Пойдем со мной!
Они сели на плот и отплыли от берега.
- Послушай, здесь я несколько лет назад нашел ракушку с жемчужиной. Она была совсем маленькой, но я ухаживал за ней все эти годы, пока она не затмила все сокровища мира. Позволь, я нырну и достану ее для тебя!
Нырнул он и начал искать ту жемчужину. Но накануне был шторм, и ее занесло песком. Из последних сил, задыхаясь, он таки нашел ее, сжал в руке и начал всплывать на поверхность. Подплыл он к плоту, а там -

ВСЕ В КРОВИЩЕ И ХОЛОДИЛЬНИК СТОИТ!!!!

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31.07.2012
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06.02.2012
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12.12.2011
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